The Wiggers of Waverly Place

The episode starts out with Max rolling a joint, wearing a doo-rag, and listening to some gangster rap music. Justin shows up, "What up, my little nigga?" "Not much, bro, just fixin' to blow me some weed. Wanna join me?", says Max. "Sure dawg, dat's fo real.", replies Justin. So they both get high and chill for awhile. "Dat some bad weed, nigga.", says Justin. Max replies, "Yeah, dawg, I'm cappin', dat's fo real."

Meanwhile, Alex is out and about in a club with some black guys. "Hey, bitch, you wanna get it on or what?, asks one guy. She replies, "Sure." So she goes out to this pimped out suburban and gets it on with the guy. "Damn, I have never taken 14 inches before. That hurt.", says Alex. She gets out of the suburban and goes to find another guy. Justin calls her. "Hey, Justin, what up my boy, I'm using some of my black magic over here. I'll be home after 4 or 5 more guys.", says Alex.

Justin and Max run out of weed and they have to go searching for more. All they can find is a drug dealer in the ghetto part of town with half an ounce of Mexican brown schwag. Max says, "I hate this cheap ass Mexican dirt weed, dawg." "Hold on, I'll fix it." says Justin. Then he says, "Mexicus dirtweedus transform greenbudus." The grass turns into high grade weed instantly.

to be continued